

arthurdarvillismyspiritanimal:
Its like an evolution 0.o
OHMYGOD
In which Tim Burton has just been directing one long movie this entire time.
but the movies have come out in the reverse order
“every story has a beginning, a middle, and an end…but not necessarily in that order”
I KNEW IT ALL ALONG
THIS IS GREAT
I JUST FELL OFF MY BED LIKE WHAT
The whole time I scrolled through I was like ‘interesting’. It wasn’t until I was about to hit reblog before I realized the gravity of the situation
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my mother, everyone
he looks like his friend just jumped off a building
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maybe post limit is a good thing
omg a wine blog started following me because of this post i don’t know what they’re expecting
FIONA I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THE WINE BLOG FOR 5000 YEARS
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i think anyone who’s every used the internet has seen this picture at least once
#I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I IF I SEE THIS AGAIN ILL SHIT A BEAR #NOT ON A BEAR#NOT NEAR A BEAR #I WILL SHIT AN ACTUAL BEAR #I WILL SIT UPON THE TOILET OPEN WIDE MY ASSCHEEKS AND PRODUCE A BEAR OUT OF MY GODDAMN ASSHOLE
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I need more Jared Padalecki in my life
because as of right now I’m
Padalackin
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I am a 22 year old man who lives on his own, works a full time job, pays bills, and this movie makes me cry like a little bitch every fucking time.
(Source: hathawayys, via marieisabiscuit)
He “works” with guys named Sam, Dean and Crowley
He has a really huge “hockey bag” that we’re not allowed to look in
We have an outrageous amount of salt in the basement
(that’s just the start, there’s more in the garage)
He also really likes his leather jacket.
UPDATE: HE’S ALWAYS ON BUSINESS TRIPS AND ONCE CAME HOME FROM A “HOCKEY GAME” WITH A HUGE CUT ON HIS NECK
Your father is a hunter.
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Making a separate post of this because IT’S NOT TRUE, NOOO, STAWP SPREADING ITTTT.
Don’t mean to hijack a post to say NO U R WRONG but I keep seeing this post and that’s not what the song is about.
It’s calling the MEN the dogs because they’re running around panting and woofing at women.
“I heard a woman shout out—who let the dogs out?”
Then we see women as dog-catchers.
And a dog jumping up trying to get on a lady.
“Get back cruffy, back scruffy,
Get back you flea infested mongrel”
Is meant to be a woman telling a dog (a guy) to leave her alone.
Then there’s “to any girls callin’ them canine”. Clearly the women are calling the men dogs here.
“Say, a doggy is nuttin’ if he don’ have a bone” HE. Doggy is nuttin’ if HE.
“Well, if I am a dog, the party is onI gotta get my groove ‘cause my mind done gone”
Dude’s acknowledging that he may be one of those guys at parties/clubs.“Me and my white short shorts
And I can’t see color, any color will do
I’ll stick on you, that’s why they call me ‘Pit bull’”
He can’t see color, HE is the dog.
So don’t be crushed. It’s a song about guys acknowledging that other guys can be brazen and annoying when hitting on women when they just wanna have a ball at the club and dance.
OH THANK GOODNESS
THANK GOODNESS
wait
did the baha-men really make a hit song addressing the harassment of women?
well check y’all out
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just a reminder that someone out there loves the way you snort when you laugh and how you forget your keys and that you take up 3/4 of the bed and use 3 pillows when you sleep and how you cover your mouth when you laugh and someone out there loves everything about you. even if they don’t know it yet.
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