i think anyone who’s every used the internet has seen this picture at least once
#I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I IF I SEE THIS AGAIN ILL SHIT A BEAR #NOT ON A BEAR#NOT NEAR A BEAR #I WILL SHIT AN ACTUAL BEAR #I WILL SIT UPON THE TOILET OPEN WIDE MY ASSCHEEKS AND PRODUCE A BEAR OUT OF MY GODDAMN ASSHOLE
He “works” with guys named Sam, Dean and Crowley
He has a really huge “hockey bag” that we’re not allowed to look in
We have an outrageous amount of salt in the basement
(that’s just the start, there’s more in the garage)
He also really likes his leather jacket.
UPDATE: HE’S ALWAYS ON BUSINESS TRIPS AND ONCE CAME HOME FROM A “HOCKEY GAME” WITH A HUGE CUT ON HIS NECK
Your father is a hunter.
just a reminder that someone out there loves the way you snort when you laugh and how you forget your keys and that you take up 3/4 of the bed and use 3 pillows when you sleep and how you cover your mouth when you laugh and someone out there loves everything about you. even if they don’t know it yet.